Posted on Mar. 20th, 2013 by
1. Cemetery robbers and payment for the death of a spouse
In China, people can expect a decent pay for the death of a breadwinner, so enterprising residents dug up fresh corpses and presented them as a killed in fire the only breadwinners. It was a gang, that managed to make 10 successful transactions.
2. Firemen with fire extinguishers in the squares
Self-immolation in the public squares of China has become the most popular form of protest. Therefore, firefighters are patrolling the area.
3. Fathers hire online killers.
Chinese father hired several professional and well pumped players of WOW to kill his sons “Hero” each time he was up to play. Hmmm … China …
4. People spend thousands of dollars on walnuts.
Wealthy Chinese with limited investment opportunities, invest in walnuts. So even they are falsified, some are filled with cement to increase the weight. We had a post about that
5. Officials are buying gold sweets
Whether the officials in China, as well as in Russia, own an enormous capability, or something else, but the fact remains.
6. People were arrested for spreading rumors about an apocalypse by the Mayan calendar.
93 men were arrested for spreading rumors about an apocalypse 12/21/2012. Here though the officials did the right thing.
7. Parade of brides
Wealthy Chinese arrange inspection for the bride candidates, so they try to choose the “only one”. Money lures thousands of girls, hmm… well… boys come too…
8. Divorce to avoid taxes.
China has established a tax bracket of 20% for the sale value of the home, if the family has more than the one house. What the Chinese do? They divorce and sell the house.
9. Thousands of dead pigs floating in Chinese river
For nearly six thousand dead pigs were found in the Huangpu River near Shanghai. Pigs were killed by the virus, which, “OFFICIALS SAY“is not dangerous to humans.
10. The government has announced a ban on advertising of gifts and luxury items, and it immediately reflected on the country’s economy.
In an attempt to deal with the craving for luxury, Beijing banned the advertising for these things. This was immediately affected on the volume of retail sales.
11. Because of the smog, China is often not visible from space.
The industrial boom has led to a sharp deterioration of the environmental situation.
12. New buildings lying on the ground.
Everyone remembers the pictures of new buildings that fell to the side, brand new high-rise buildings. And all of them are from China.
13. Ghost Cities
Cities are growing, but none can afford to buy an apartment.
14. Bridges collapse during the opening
Qingdao Bridge that costs 14,800 million yuan, was determined as a dangerous and not suitable for use. We had a compilation for the super fast chinese constructions!
15. Gifted children are replaced by the cute ones.
China lied about a little girl who sang “Ode to the Motherland” at the Beijing Olympics. We actually heard the voice of Ian Peyia, she was “not pretty enough” and so Lin Miaoke were just opening her lips during the song. Soon officials commented, “The audience will understand us, because it was for the name of national interest.”
16. A complete ban for the information about the truth and about the rich
Bloomberg.com was blocked throughout China as they “dared” to publish the real income of wealthy Chinese tycoon Xi Jingping.
17. “White collars” sentenced to death for violating the law by corporate executives.
Not surprisingly, for all the scandals of the banking sector in China ordinary clerks pay by their lifes instead of CEO’s and other executives.
18. TV programs based on the interviews with the criminals on a death row.
Anyone interested in knowing what does criminal want an hour before the sentence? Chinese do.
19. In prison “twins” sit in the prison instead of rich
In China, people for the money sit in the prison instead of rich people who violated the law. Our post about taking understudies in china
20. Chinese high-speed trains are the most dangerous in the world.
Yes, the Chinese can build everything. Even high-speed trains. But you know how they build. So 4 months after the opening, the accident occurred 40 people were killed and 200 were injured.
21. Chinese iPhone clones are legal in China
Probably there is more iStores and iPhones (fake of course) than the originals in the U.S.
22. Milk with mercury.
In the milk you can find everything except the milk itself, there is a mercury and detergent … Maybe even whole Periodic Table, well that’s a dream for the Mendeleev.
23. River in China can be of any color.
No one knows what is drained to it…
24. The nation consumes the biggest amount of pork in the world.
Yes, the Chinese eat pork even more than the Americans.
25. Companies hang the nets to catch those who want to commit suicide
Foxconn (the company where iPhones are produced) has established nets on factories and dormitories to catch suicides. The company also spends a large pile of money for hundreds of psychiatrists.
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